May 18th Humor

# Wending his way through the office cubicles my son Mike spotted one of his employees playing a video game on the computer. “Why aren’t you working?” Mike asked him. The employee had an excellent excuse: “I didn’t see you coming.”

# I work in a busy office where a computer going down causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart monitor.   “This computer has flatlined,” a coworker called out with mock horror. “Does anyone here know how to do mouse to mouse?”

* I remember when were coming back to New York and we went under the Verrazano Bridge and I got  lump in my throat. Then we went under the Brooklyn bridge and I started to cry… Because we were flying home.