Serial Stowaway – Again
If you’re good at something, keep at it. People with unique talents should cultivate their abilities. That said, if your super skill is in something illegal, like sneaking on transatlantic flights without a ticket, you should maybe start looking for another hobby. Svetlana Dali is in that situation. The woman seems to have an uncanny ability to stow away on planes, and she doesn’t hesitate to use it. Dali first made headlines in 2024, when she managed to board a flight to Paris without a ticket. Nobody realized she wasn’t supposed to be on the plane until it was halfway across the Atlantic. During her trial, her lawyers argued that she wouldn’t pose a flight risk. It’s not like she could just sneak onto another plane…Then she snuck onto another plane. Dali was recently caught on a plane to Milan, Italy. Unfortunately for her, law enforcement authorities were waiting for her on the runway when she landed. Now, Dali is awaiting a new trial. But it’s not like she can hop on another plane to run away. Right???
On February 25, United Airlines flight 19 took off from the Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey at 5:51 p.m. The flight was served by a Boeing 777-200 jetliner, which seats 364 passengers in its modern “High-Density” configuration (at the cost of everyone’s comfort). However, as the flight progressed, the crew noticed that there were 365 passengers. One of them was Svetlana Dali. So, the flight crew alerted the authorities at their final destination, as the flight was already crossing the Atlantic. Once the plane landed in Milan, Dali walked off the plane and into a police car.
“We do not believe she is a serious risk of flight. It’s not as if she can sneak on a flight every day,” said federal public defense attorney Michael Schneider. And in Schneider’s defense, she didn’t. Instead, as soon as she was released from jail, Dali cut off her ankle monitor and boarded a Greyhound bus to Canada. She got arrested again and remained in jail until her conviction seven months later, where she was sentenced to time served. On top of all this, before getting on the Paris flight, Dali got kicked out of airports in Connecticut and Florida for lurking in secured areas without a ticket. She is a short, late-middle-aged Caucasian woman. She doesn’t wear fancy clothes during her illicit trips. In essence, she perfectly blends into the crowd to the point that virtually invisible to security. And that’s how she keeps getting on the planes.
Free loader jokes
President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he’d be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. “We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all.”
The Irish President replied: “Well, if you guys aren’t giving out beer, then neither am I.”
America is a free country.
Free to Play, but Pay to Win.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremely high prices for it once I got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers have turned into game developers.
How do I know China has Free Speech?
No one says otherwise.
March 2nd Birthdays
1980 – Rebel Wilson, 1981 – Bryce Dallas Howard, 1995 – Veronica Dunn, 1990 – Nathalie Emanuel
1982 – Ben Roethlisberger, 1904 – Doctor Suess, 1968 – Danielle Craig, 1962 – Jon Bon Jovi