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Eh! That’s not my snake

Published / by paul / Leave a Comment

A man was walking through a park in Toronto and was surprised to see a big snake coming out of the sewer. He called authorities and they captured the snake and gave it to a family in the area that had asked the sewer authorities to watch for their lost pet. The hook was this was not Monty the errant python, it was an impostor! How many snakes are in the Toronto sewer system. It turns out the city has a snake control department that captures about 20 snakes per year. Usually, pythons do not come up out of toilets, those are other kinds of snakes. So what happened to Monty and what should the family do with the fake snake? Monty showed up about three months later in the family’s basement and the fake snake went to the local herpetology society… But be careful if you are trapped in the sewer system, you might get the hug of your life. BTW: in in Windsor, Ontario they are so environmentally conscious they put their snakes in the recycling bins.

 

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