June 10th Humor

A motorist and his wife stopped at a rather unimpressive roadside restaurant and both ordered iced tea with the meal, the wife adding, “and be sure my glass is absolutely clean.”  A second waiter appeared a few minutes later with the tea. “Here they are,” he said. “Which one of you gets the clean glass?”

A prim old lady at a family party was finally talked into having a sip of some spiked iced tea. She tried a little and then a little more and then got a very puzzled look. She offered, “How odd, this tastes just like the medicine my husband has been taking for years now.”

Q: Why did the worker at the Pepsi bottling factory get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke!