August 19 Humor
* Fred: “When I was 20 I made up my mind to get rich.” Karl: “But you never became rich.” Fred: “No. I decided it was easier to change my mind.”
# The warden had a meeting with the residents of the penitentiary and announced, “Well boys, have been the warden her for ten years now and I would like to have a little party, what do you guys suggest?” The inmates responded, “An open house.”
@ The main reason we had admitted and Alaska to the United States was that it would make Texas the second biggest state.