Day: August 22, 2012

* The Mona Lisa is deteriorating. It’s warped and buckling. Don’t worry, they’re going to have a crew repair it. It’s the same team that worked on Cher.

A modern artist finally got his painting into a prestigious gallery and was bragging to his friend about the great acceptance this portended for him. When they went to the gallery the friend was shocked to see that his masterpiece was hung upside down. He rushed to grab the artist and tell him of the error, but the artist explained, “don’t say anything , The committee would not accept it the other way.”

@ I walked into the music store to buy a CD of Debussy’s Clair De Lune. I found the hip-hop, the R&B, the country and jazz sections of the store, but no area where I might find a Debussy CD. “Excuse me,” I said to the young clerk. “Do You have a classical section?” After a brief hesitation she asked, “You mean like Elvis?”