Day: August 29, 2012

* Upon entering the room of a hotel a woman recognized a prominent government official pacing up and down the floor and asked what he was doing. He said he was getting ready to give a speech. She asked, “Do you usually get this nervous before talking to large crowd” He denied the allegation, “I never get nervous.”   “In that case”,  she inquired “What are you doing in the ladies’ room?”

After reading about our local Senator holding a record breaking filibuster, our young daughter became intrigued with the idea. She announced, “When I grow up, I want to run for the senate and be the greatest flabbergaster of all time.”

My boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now?” Sherry asked. “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley” came the reply. “And where is the car now?” ” It is in here with me.”