August 31 Humor
* I went to a really tough high school. We then had two chess teams regular and tackle.
@ The Music industry has filed 261 lawsuits against individuals who have illegally downloaded music off the Internet. If you have downloaded songs, you could end up losing your computer, your life savings, and your home. If you downloaded country music, you could lose your dog, your girl, and your truck.
* A husband and wife were playing chess when she remarked, “This reminds me of when we were dating.” He queried, “We never played chess when we were dating, Alice. ” “I know, even then it took you two hours to make a move.”