Day: September 7, 2012

* The minister was playing golf with one of the parishioners and thought it might be time to slip in some moral guidance. “I have noticed that the best golfers don’t swear when the are the course.” His partner swept a load of topsoil into the air and said, “What the hell do they have to swear about.”

@ Isn’t it really wonderful the way the keep trying to update those old movies next year they’re going to make Frankenstein again with a nude scene.

* Tom, a friend, spent all day on the golf course hitting his tee shot into every water hazard possible. As our foursome stepped to the 14th tee we faced yet another body of water, and beyond that, about 250 yards out, was the group ahead of us. Tom rarely hits the ball over 200 yards. Tom turned to us and asked, “Do you think it’s safe for me to tee off?” “Sure, Tom,” replied one friend,.  “Go ahead, Nobody is swimming.”