September 11 Humor
* Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for the telephone companies and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
* My husband is an arm chair athlete. When the commercial comes on he vaults over the coffee table. Faster than a speeding bullet he reloads his drink and snacks and then with a voice more powerful than a locomotive he demands access to the bathroom. All this so he can retake his throne before the game comes back on again. He call this his couch potato triathlon.
@ It was a cold and icy morning and the streets were pretty slick. I was driving a city bus and when I went around the corner from one main street to a side street the bus started sliding. It went across the street over the curb, over the lawn and landed a couple of feet from the front porch of a house. Once I got composed, I opened the door and stepped out of the bus. A man looked out of the house’s front door with a cup of coffee in his hand and called to his wife. “Honey, did you call for a bus?”