Day: September 21, 2012

@ The eminent defense lawyer recognized the thug that was holding him up. “Look here,” he protested, “I am your benefactor. Don’t you recall that I once saved you from a life sentence by proving you crazy?” “Sure,” “I remember you now,” the thug said as he continued his work. “And ain’t holding  up your own lawyer crazy?”

@ The judge said to the young man on the stand, “Do you know what will happen if you told a lie?” The boy said, “Yes, I would go to hell.” The judge asks “Is that all?” the boy asks, “Isn’t that enough?”