October 3 Humor
* Searching through a freezer full of turkeys for Thanksgiving the lady could not find one large enough. She called over the clerk and pointing to the turkeys asked “Do they get any bigger?” He looked at her and replied, “No lady, They are dead.”
* Last year we had an early American Thanksgiving dinner. Early American meaning instead of frozen food everything came out of cans.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on science and nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a moment and then asked, “Is the vacuum on or off?”