Day: October 23, 2012

* I had gathered my first grade class around me to teach them to tell time with an analog clock. I explained we will be learning about the minute hand and the hour hand.  One of the boys interrupted saying, “I don’t need that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch and right now it is 10 minutes to 38.”

@ How do you make an Elephant fly… First you start with a very large zipper.

* Patron at a bar: “What time do you have bar keep”? Bartender: “I don’t have a watch anymore.” I spent 500 bucks on a watch that was waterproof, dustproof, shockproof, and calibrated itself 16 times per second.” The patron asked, “Well where is it?” Bartender: “It caught fire.”