October 25 Humor
# We were so poor to save money we shopped at the Army Navy surplus store, but I sure felt stupid going to kindergarten dressed as a Chinese general.
@ The customer asked, “Why do have an apple for the logo of your tailor shop?” The owner replied without missing a beat, “Because if it were not for the apple, there would be no clothing business today.”
* A shy, awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I will never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”