Day: October 29, 2012

@ There was a senior woman who lost a precious necklace and collected $1200 for the loss from her homeowners insurance. A couple weeks later she found the necklace and reported it to the insurance company. In her letter she explained that she felt guilty keeping the money and the necklace, so she donated the $1200 to the Red Cross.

* John Kennedy was campaigning in a small Midwestern town and after a short speech took some time to shake hands and sign autographs. A line formed and a little red haired boy came through the line looking familiar. The president asked him, “Say, Didn’t I sign this for you before?”  “Yes you did,” the boy said, “But I was hoping you could write a little plainer this time.”

* How come, the banks that we trust with our money, don’t trust us with their pens?