Day: November 1, 2012

# At a Washington cocktail party two strangers strike up a conversation. After a few minutes of small talk, one asked, “Have you heard the latest White House joke?” The second fellow held up his hand. “Wait, before you begin, I should tell you that I work in the White House.” “Oh don’t worry,” the first man replied, “I’ll tell it very slowly.”

@ The judge said to the young man on the stand, Do you know what will happen if you told a lie? The boy said, “Yes I would go to hell”. The judge asks “Is that all”? the boy asks, “Isn’t that enough?”

* Man to friend: I figured out why the national debt is still here. Everybody’s earning money five days a week, but the government is still spending it seven days a week.