November 4 Humor
@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?
@ A guide was escorting a tour through a museum in London. “The Egyptian Mummy you see in front of you is over 5000 years old. It is possible that Moses saw it.” A lady asked her husband, “How could Moses have seen it? When was he in London?”
* Here’s the case of a 25-year-old would-be robber who turned himself in at the scene of the crime by accident and had made several mistakes in his attempt to hold up a 7-11 store in Shoreline, Washington. His first mistake was wearing a black ski mask perched on top of his head instead of over his face. Then he couldn’t figure out how to open the cash register during his frantic button pushing marathon you accidentally triggered the silent alarm brought the police to the store and him into jail.