Day: November 12, 2012

* While a lady tried to park in front of the bank she lost her footing and stepped on the gas instead of the brake and crashed through the window into the bank. The reason she went to the bank was deposit her rebate check from the car insurance company for safe driving.

@ An immigrant couple came to the US legally and worked and studied to become citizens. They waited a long time and one day Igor brought in the mail with the good news and told Katrina,” At last, At last. Now we are Americans.”  “Fine” she said turning from the kitchen sink, “now you can do the dishes.”

* While working a bank drive through window,  a customer gave me a large check and following the bank’s rules I called the office when the account was registered. While waiting for an identification from the branch one of the girls said I had a phone call. I explained I could not take it because I was waiting for an OK to cash a big check. She asked, “are you waiting on the man at the drive up window?”  “Yes.” “Well he is on the other line and wants to know what is taking so long to get his check cashed. “