Day: March 5, 2013

@ A marine recruiter stopped in a little southern town and noticed that on several trees there were targets painted with bullet holes dead center. Being curious he looked around and sure enough there were similar bull’s-eyes on junk cars and old buildings. He decided this marksman might be a good candidate for the marines. He asked about the shooter and was directed to the town fool. Incredulously, “he asked how did you learn to shoot so straight?” The fool answered, “It is easy I just shoot first and then paint the targets afterward.”

@ Three economists went hunting and came across a large deer:  The first economist fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third economist didn’t fire at all but shouted in triumph, “We got it, we got it.”

# My Boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister, who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now?” Sherry asked. “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley,” came the reply. “And where is the car now?”  “It is in here with me.”