Day: March 15, 2013

* When the young waitress in a café in my building started waving hello to me every day, I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I was. One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over, she asked, “Are you single?” “Why, yes,” I replied smiling at her broadly. “So is my mom,” she said. “Would you like to meet her?”

* My son Chad came home one night sporting two earrings through his pierced ears. When his grandmother saw them she asked him why he had done such a thing. Chad gave his excuse, “Peer pressure.” Grandma said, “You should be a leader, not a follower.” Chad said, “I was, it was my idea.”

* Weightlifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone. One guy had so much testosterone in him that in the Olympics he classified as an Russian woman.