March 18 Humor

* A cute girl was giving the customer a manicure in the barber shop. The guy decided to hit on her and asked “How about you and I going to eat later?”  The girl said, “I am married.” The Romeo told her, “So call up your husband and tell him that you are going to go out with a girlfriend.”  “You can tell him yourself, he is shaving you.”

@ Three young girls were having a heated argument while they shopped in a trendy store in Manhattan’s upper East side. “No, no, I feel strongly about this,” said the one with finality. “I want to pay for it with my mother’s credit card.”

@ Recently my Visa card was stolen. Now it is everywhere I want to be.