March 20 Humor

* Actually all this snow is not that bad. Today I can say that my lawn looks just as good as my neighbor’s.

* My brother-in-law Brian was doing some yard work when his extremely talkative next the door neighbor called him over the fence for a chat. When my sister Debbie looked out the window and saw the predicament her husband was in, she decided to save him from a lengthy conversation. Immediately she went out on the porch and yelled at Brian and his mother was on the phone, Bryan excused himself, turned and took a step toward the house. At that moment, the phone began to ring.

* I was reading the paper before supper and when we sat down to eat I told my wife that I had read something interesting in the newspaper. “That most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home.”   She stopped, cocked her head in thought and asked, “Do you think we should move?”