Day: March 22, 2013

Mark Twain was famous for debating people. He got into a debate with a Mormon about polygamy. The Moroman asked Twain, “Can you tell me one verse of the bible that says polygamy is forbidden?:” Twain sucked up a deep breath and said, “Sure it says in there somewhere, No man can serve two masters.”

* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”

As I made lunch for my granddaughter the telephone rang and the telemarketer on the other end said, “If you can answer one question you can win 10 free dance lessons.” Before I could respond he fired off the question. “You will be the lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.” Trying to discourage him I said, “I Don’t know.” He asked “What do you have in your hand right now?” I answered, “a bologna sandwich.” He yelled on the other end, “Congratulations, you have won and for having such a great sense of humor…”