Day: March 28, 2013

Weightlifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone. One guy had so much testosterone in him that he classified as an Russian woman.

@ While unloading the laundry from the dryer, I discovered that my son’s red crayon was in the batch and had melted all over the white uniforms and underwear. As I feverishly scrubbed the clothing, my son came by and I explained what it happened. He said to me, “Don’t worry, mom I have another red crayon.”

@ My son was going to college. It would be the first time he would be on his own and as his mother I tried to teach him how to handle the necessities of life. We talked about doing his own laundry. I explained about bleach and laundry detergent, how to sort clothes and how to read the care labels on garments. When we were all done, I asked, “Do you understand what we just went through?” He said “yes” and I suggested the best way to learn was by doing. So we sorted the laundry and I sent him downstairs to do a couple of loads. He was down there for a while with no sound and then he called up the stairs, “Mom, which one is the washer?”