March 31 Humor
* A shy, awkward fesrhman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”
My husband, Robert and I were watching television late on Saturday evening last Spring and he went to bed. I stayed up to see the end of the program. Before retiring, I turned the clocks ahead for daylight saving time. The next morning the alarm woke us up for church. When we arrived at church. The building was still dark no one was there. “I can’t imagine what’s wrong,” I said, “I turned the clocks ahead”. “So did I,” Robert quietly replied.
@ I drive a Ford Fiesta. Want to know how small the Fiesta is? You know when you come to a parking spot that you think is open, but it’s not, that is a Fiesta.