April 2 Humor
* Victims of a home robbery in Riverview, Florida. Easily picked out Shawn Roberts from police photos. Turns out, there aren’t too many other people with a map of Florida tattooed on their face. Roberts is still pleading not guilty.
“Eddie,” one inveterate gambler called to his fellow. “I met a guy playing cards that has invented a system whereby a whole family can live without money.” That piqued the interest of the other gambler and he asked, “Does it work?” His friend sadly admitted that it did not work but added, “That is the only flaw in the system.”
@ A man and a woman met on the internet and then courted and got married. There is a problem though, every time he is online she is afraid he is cheating on her.