April 3 Humor

 * I grew up in a non musical family only one of our five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.

#  Watching television make me feel really insecure. I found out that our highways are not safe, our houses are not safe, and the public parks are not safe. There is good news though, my underarms are completely protected.

The reason I climb mountains is because they are there. That is the reason everyone else goes around them.