Day: April 15, 2013

  # The United States is the only country in the world where a woman hires a cleaning lady to take care of her house so she can volunteer at the day care where the cleaning lady leaves her children.

@  “Did that new medicine you got your aunt cure her?”  “Oh no, She read the safety sheet in the package and got two more diseases.”

 * I thought it was rather ironic that the local fast food place had a sign in their lot that read: “Parking for drive through customers only.”