Day: April 17, 2013

 # Three young ladies went on a little vacation together. They all worked in the same office. They decided to go horseback riding together. Once they were on the trail one of the girls pulled up and said, “Do you realize this horse makes more per hour than I do?”

 + A Columbus, Ohio criminal thought he had found the perfect person to rob. Heck, he would not even have to wear a mask. The would-be robber had targeted a blind man, thinking he would be an easy mark. The robber knew the victim was blind but didn’t know the blind man was a state wrestling champion. When the robber tried to strong-arm his victim he found himself flipping through the air, being slammed roughly to the ground, and held in a half nelson until police arrived.

@ The head of our local air ambulance service, Vern, was manning the information booth at the county fair. An elderly woman approached him and said, “I live across the street from the community hospital.” Burton cringed because for years the only helicopter pad then was on the street in front of the hospital. He was sure she was going to complain about the headache that helicopter made going in and out. The lady said, “I’m so glad to finally get to meet you and thank you so very much for all the times you saved me from having to rake my lawn.”