Day: April 26, 2013

 * Two senior farmers were talking over the fence. The first neighbor said, “I sure don’t think much of the weather prophet the government’s got on the radio, do you?”   “Well let’s not do any complaining about it. Just think how bad it would be if the government started regulatin’ the weather instead of just predictin’ it.”

 # The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family is ancestry is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England.” then returning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?”  “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All my family records were lost in the flood.”

I urgently needed to some time off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a vacation during our busy period. I thought that maybe if I did something crazy he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker asked what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so the boss would think I would crack from the stress and give me get me some days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?” I told him I was a lightbulb. He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office and my coworker followed me, the boss said to her, “Where do you think you are going?” She said, “I am going home too, I can’t work in the dark.”