Day: April 30, 2013

 # Then there is the sad tale of the two story house. The real estate agent told the buyer one story before he bought it and another story after he owned it.

#  A Cajun man came from the back country with his son for an operation. Watching the doc’s every move he asked, “What’s that stuff?” The doctor explained it was an anesthetic and that after the operation the boy would not know a thing. The father responded, “Save your time Doc, he don’t know nothing now any way.”

* There is a law in Kansas to avoid train accidents. “when two trains approach each other at a crossing they shall both come to a full stop and neither train shall start up again until the other train has left the crossing.”