Day: May 4, 2013

 * A few of the locals sat on the porch all of the general store when a city slicker came flying up in his convertible sports car, slammed on the brakes raising a cloud of dust and yelled to the folks, “How long is this town been dead?” One of the natives said, “Can’t be too long, you’re the first buzzard we’ve seen.”

 % While we vacationed in Maine I went down to the general store top get a paper. Unfamiliar with the various editions I asked the proprietor if this was the morning or the evening paper? He replied, “Son, the papers up here are delivered once a day, If you read it in the morning it is the morning  paper and if your read it at night it is the evening paper.”