Day: May 25, 2013

* I had a bad attitude when I was a kid, to spite Superman, I wore Lex Luther underwear.

% My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long  when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

@ When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked inside of it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. “Hey”, I announced the technician. “It’s open” “I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”