May 26 Humor
* In Las Vegas, a visiting businessman was approached by a shady looking character who asked, “Can you lend me 25 bucks? I haven’t eaten in two days?” “How do I know you won’t use the money to gamble?” The man replied, “No way, gambling money I’ve already got.”
“You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”
# An adult piano student of mine asked me teach her Pachabel’s Canon, so she could play at a friends wedding. After a month of practice however, she had made very little progress and I warned her that she might not be ready to play the piece at the wedding very soon. “Oh that’s okay,” she replied, “Her boyfriend hasn’t proposed yet.”