Day: June 21, 2013

 * One farmer came upon another in town and asked, “Well Sam, How’s crops”?  Sam thought for a minute and reported: “Waal, the fillin’ station and the Dairy Queen ain’t doing so well, but it looks like Macbeth in the barn is going to be held over for another week.”

 # I can’t get over the price of cigarettes. Yesterday I bought a carton and told the clerk I was sorry all I had was a $100 bill. He said, “That’s all right, you can pay me the rest tomorrow.”

I have always been confused when I hear the phrase professional women are there any amateurs?    My girlfriend goes to a ladies only gym called Curves. The name refers as a celebration of a woman’s natural body shape, the shape God intended. I go to the gym called “chunks.”