February 26 Humor
* My sister works at the ticket booth of a wildlife drive through park. One day a woman drove up to the ticket booth in a convertible.” I’m sorry, ma’am,” my sister said, “but the Bears will destroy the top of your car if you drive through the park. Would you like to use one of the junk cars we keep your for these situations?” “A junk car?” the woman said reluctantly. “How about if I just put the top down.”
@ Upon their return from an excursion to our planet, two Martians presented their chief with a television set. “We couldn’t manage to capture any earthlings,” they explained, “but we did get our hands on one of their gods.”
““Cash or credit?” The clerk asked, after folding the items the woman had brought the check out counter. As the woman customer fumbled for her wallet the clerk noticed a remote control for her television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” She asked. “No,” the customer replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me. So I figured this was the best punishment I could give him.”