February 27 Humor

* “I never saw you rolling your own cigarettes before. Why are you doing them now?” “Because, the after my check up, the doctor said I should be getting a little exercise.”

@ America is the land that people will risk their lives and cross oceans to come to and then are not willing to stand in line to vote to keep it free.

@ “Who will your wife vote for?” “She will vote as I do.”  “And whom will you vote for?” “Well, I haven’t talked it over with my wife yet.”