Day: March 11, 2014

* A group of atomic scientists had their annual convention in Las Vegas. One of the scientists confided, “I am really worried about Steinmetz. He is always at the tables, gambling like there is no tomorrow.” Wagner thought a moment and then asked, “Do you think he knows something?”

@ Watching television makes me feel really insecure. I found out that our highways are not safe, our houses are not safe, and the public parks are not safe. There is good news though my underarms are completely protected.

@ I was visiting a friend of mine in Los Angeles when we were awakened around 6 AM by telephone call from her sister-in-law who lives on the East Coast. She was quite worried because she said, “Are you okay? I just heard on the radio that you had an earthquake about eight o’clock this morning.” “No, we didn’t feel it,” my friend replied, “everything is fine here.” There was a short pause and then her sister-in-law said, “Oh, I forgot, we are three hours ahead of you.”