March 7 Humor
* A woman made a right hand turn from the left lane and collided with another car. The driver of the other car angrily asked, “Why lady didn’t you signal you were going to turn?” Â She did not hesitate for a moment and answered, “Mister, I always turn here.”
* When my friend spotted a blind man and his guide dog at a crosswalk, she stopped her car and waved them on. “Oh, Cynthia,” I said, “he can’t see you.” “I know that,” she said indignantly. “I was waving the dog on.”
@ Some months ago I saw a man on a bus stop bench meticulously breaking up an obviously expensive loaf of bakery whole wheat bread and tossing pieces to the pigeons. I was curious enough to ask him, “Why feed them whole wheat bread?” He answered very seriously, “everybody gives them white bread or cake. This way they’ll remember me.”