March 1 Humor
The census taker introduced himself to a woman who was working in the yard and asked if he could interview her. She agreed to be interviewed and let the man inside for a minute. He started with a few demographic questions and then ask about her family. “So, how many children do you and your husband have.” he asked. “Four: Eeenie, Meenie, Mynnie, and George.” The census taker replied amused, “Why did you name your fourth child George?” “because we didn’t want any Moe.”
* While taking the census I called a woman who refused to state her age. I told her I was permitted by law to ask the question. “I guess 85 is about right,” I said, I pretended to write it on the form. “Don’t you dare,” snapped the woman. “I’m only 68.”
# My sister works at the ticket booth of a wildlife drive through park. One day a woman drove up to the ticket booth in a convertible.” I’m sorry, ma’am”, my sister said, “but the bears will destroy the top of your car if you drive through the park. Would you like to use one of the junk cars we keep your for these situations?” “A junk car?” The woman said reluctantly. “How about if I just put the top down.”