March 2 Humor
Visiting Washington DC we went to he mint. We saw how money is made and counted and sorted. We were especially impressed to see skids of dollar bills laying all around the place. After the tour we stopped into the gift shop and made a purchase. I paid the clerk with two twenties, she fumbled around the money drawer and asked, “Can I give you quarters as change? We are all out of dollar bills.”
Victims of a home robbery in Riverview, Florida. Easily picked out Shawn Roberts from police photos. Turns out, there aren’t too many other people with a map of Florida tattooed on their face. Roberts is still pleading not guilty.
It was a standard series of questions at the airline check in counter that every traveler gets. The airline clerk asked “Has anyone put anything into your baggage without your knowledge”? “If it was put there without my knowledge”, I asked. “How would I know?” The agent behind the counter smiled smugly and said, “That’s why we ask.”