April 3 Humor
* I grew up in a non musical family, only one of our five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.
# Watching television make me fell really insecure. I found out that our highways are not safe, our houses are not safe, and the public parks are not safe. There is good news though, my underarms are completely protected.
@ Waitress: “Would you like your coffee black?” Customer: “What other colors do you have?”