April 5 Humor
* Two inhabitants of hell taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by. The storm dumped several inches of snow. The men looked around in amazment. “What’s going on?” One asked. “Only thing I can figure,” replied his companion, “is that the Indians just won the world series.”
# A husband and wife went to a romantic movie together, as they sat through a love scene she snuggled up to him and asked, “Why don’t you make love to me like that?” He responded, “Do you know how much he gets paid to do that?”
# A kind hearted motorist saw a man on the side of the freeway with a flat tire. The stranded man had gotten the spare tire and his wife was standing behind him. As I approached you could see that man was dirt smudged and sweating. The woman stood right behind him was clean and prim and criticized everything he did. The motorist offered, “Friend, I have changed some tires myself over the ears. Is there anything I can do to help?” The exasperated man said ,”Yes, My wife is an expert too. If you can argue with her about how this should be done, then I an concentrate on changing this tire.”