Day: April 14, 2014

@ A husband watched his wife try on yet another hat and said, “Of course you can buy that one dear. I like that old lady look it gives you.”

# A student in my math course at college developed a severe case of tendinitis. She couldn’t write, she brought a video camera to tape my lecturers. After three or four classes, I asked her to found the methods satisfactory he said it was working quite well, even better than notetaking. “Actually, she confessed, I have another reason for doing this. I told my mother you were a widower, she wanted to see what you look like.”

* My college roommate came in from his English midterm looking upset. “How did it go?” I asked. Throwing down his book bag, he said, “Does F-A-L-E mean anything to you?”