Day: April 15, 2014

# The United States is the only country in the world where a woman hires a cleaning lady to take care of her house so she can volunteer at the day care where the cleaning lady leaves her children.

I had just spent 3 hours arguing with the bureau of motor vehicles while waiting in several lines and on the way home I stopped at the sporting goods store to get something for my son. I approached the register with the baseball bat and the clerk asked, “Cash or charge?” I snapped “Cash” at her and then apologizing for my tone explained I had just been mistreated at the License bureau. Giving me my change she asked, “Do you want this in a bag or are you going right back there.”

* The new McLean burger menu at McDonald’s shows you how much times have changed. “Now you get water and seaweed at the restaurant and oil and grease on the seashore.”   * I thought it was rather ironic that the local fast food place had a sign in their lot that read: “Parking for drive through customers only.”