Day: April 25, 2014

* At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor told us of a test for canine disposition. The owner was to fall down and act hurt. A dog with a bad temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a dog with a good temperament would lick his owner’s face and show concern. Once while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try this out on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.

# A fellow I know was going to hang gliding school. I asked him how many successful flights did he have to take, jumping off the cliff in order to graduate. He answered, “All of them.”

I bought an irregular electric blanket, It is solar powered.