April 29 Humor
They have dug up E. 9th St. so many times that now instead of a white line down the middle it’s going to be a zipper.
The guide on our tour bus at Gettysburg drove around the battlefield and pointed out the sites. Curiously, every one of them celebrated the bravery and creativity of the Rebels in the battle. For example he pointed out “that at this creek two brave boys from Georgia captured an entire Union regiment.” One of the lady tourists spoke up and asked, “Didn’t the North win the battle of Gettysburg?” The guide snapped back, “Nope, and they ain’t gonna as long as I am driving this bus.”
“How do you make an Englishman happy in his old age?” “Tell him jokes when he is still young.”