April 30 Humor
# Then there is the sad tale of the two story house. The real estate agent told the buyer one story before he bought it and another story after he owned it.
# A Cajun man came from the back country with his son for an operation. Watching the doc’s every move he asked, “What’s that stuff?” The doctor explained it was an anesthetic and that after the operation the boy would not know a thing. The father responded, “Save your time Doc, he don’t know nothing now any way.”
8 laws of TV physics:
1. teenagers will always be smarter than their parents
2. police never wait for backup.
3. if a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
4. cars will explode in all accidents no matter how slight.
5. haunted houses are never locked.
6. the hero will always find a parking space.
7. if the hero jumps hundreds of feet into water, the water will always be deep enough.
8. ugly people will always be bad guys