Day: May 14, 2014

# A man entered a restaurant at closing time, pushed the gun in the cook’s face, demanded all the money and 10 hamburgers to go. The cook explained that the grill was turned off and it would take 10 minutes for it to heat up enough to start cooking. He said he was hungry and would wait. A passerby saw the robbery in progress and alerted the police, two all beef paddy wagons came.

% I feel sorry for Moses who wandered around the desert for 40 years eating morsels of bread off the ground and little birds and had 3 million people asking him, “Are we there yet?”

* Two cows were grazing at the side of the road when a milk delivery truck stopped for a moment outside the fence. The truck sign read, “Fresh milk, Pasteurized, homogenized, with Vitamin A and D added.” The one cow turned to the other and said, “It kind of makes you feel inferior doesn’t it.”