May 22 Humor
* The doctor said to his patient: “Congratulations Mister Figby, I have just checked over your records and the insurance company says you are well.”
* A farmer had his barn burn down and called out the insurance adjuster. The farmer said he wanted the money to build a better barn. The adjuster surveyed the scene and said that his policy would only allow them to build the same barn that burned down. The irate farmer said, “If that is the way your fellows operate, I want to cancel my wife’s life insurance.”
A customer at a home improvement store placed an electric drill and the counter along with $100 bill. While the clerk was ringing up the sale the man pulled out a gun and demanded all the cash in the register. The clerk quickly obliged giving the man the entire contents of the drawer and $95. He took the money and fled the store. Sounds like a successful robbery right? Well it would’ve been except the man had left his original hundred dollar bill and the drill on the counter. Do you think the clerk should be allowed to keep the five dollars as a tip?