May 29 Humor
* The reason I climb mountains is because they are there. That is the reason everyone else goes around them.
* The first person to make a mountain out of a molehill was probably a real estate agent.
To celebrate our wedding anniversary, my wife and I always give each other small presents. However, on our 10th anniversary, I surprised her with a pair of diamond earrings. When I opened my present and held up the bag of gourmet popcorn she said, “I knew I should’ve gotten you the bigger size.”